I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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