We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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