Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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