he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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