Umm I'm too high to move.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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