its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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