Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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