who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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