booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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