how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
