I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize
