Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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