I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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