Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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