She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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