another moral hangover. fuck.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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