no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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