he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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