Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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