Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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