I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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