i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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