You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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