Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
where am i from again
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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