You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Randomize
