is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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