just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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