she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize