Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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