Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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