chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Houston, we have a squirter
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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