Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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