Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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