Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
