Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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