i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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