i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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