Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
