But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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