Me too!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize