what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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