Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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