I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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