sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am available for nakedness
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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