I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
