let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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