Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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