Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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