Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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