Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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