Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
