Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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