You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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