I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
