Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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