My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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